tag game where were u and what were u doing when u found out the queen of England died
watching a live broadcast of uk news while teaching an esl class  
core memory  
we love world languages  
we hate colonialism I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities
homosexual? oh no, you misheard me. i’m homersexual. im only attracted to the abstract concept of a collection of oral poets who can recite thousands of lines about the rage of achilles and the journeys of odysseus from memory
Oh thank God I thought you meant Simpsons porn
one fear
i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction
lol as a archetypical latina i love my big family  
i really do love my 45893 cousins and all  
but a family group chat????  
naaa that's too much right-2-rebel-deactivated202210:
there is only one debate surrounding the monarchy - do we guillotine them in a public square like the french or shoot them in a basement like the russians?